Spill Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Water Slide

The hall of bad ideas.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A Very Freudian Slip

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'