Spill Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Water Slide

The hall of bad ideas.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A Very Freudian Slip

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'