Drink Spillage Specialist Gifts

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Welsh water sewage

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

Water: the first medicine

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

Water Feature 2006.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'We're de-salting water?'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

Dive in...

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.