Drink Spillage Specialist Prints

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Welsh water sewage

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Water: the first medicine

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

Water Feature 2006.

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"I'm sorry, Miss, but I'll have to ask you for some proof of age."

'We're de-salting water?'

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

Dive in...

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

"Aha! I found the bug! The company that makes this herbalized soda has been stealing my recipes!"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

Rudy, it's come to my attention you've spilled 348 gallons of coffee and tea. What? I did not! I'm talking over the course of the last 16 years. Don't bother denying it, every time you've spilled a drop, Gunther measured it. Gunther? Who's Gunther? That's what I named him. He came here on a low-skilled work visa. He's been working under the floorboards ever since it expired. Very bad man.

Bottled water plant gets delivery of treated sewage.

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'