Spill Prevention Expert Pillows

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

Dive in...

Brains on the field.

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."

"My son, the chemist."

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'