Spill Detective Pillows

The interested bystanders.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Evolution.

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

Unsafe Drain Covers!

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

La Tour 2007.

"Oh no!"

'I need something to spill.'

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

Cluster Catastrophe

'I'm from China!'

Gene doping in sport.

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Yes, it's full of chemicals.'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'

'Please note this perfume should not be used by pregnant women, women who may be pregnant or those taking an Monoaimine Oxidase Inhibitor.'

The Ocean's Plug

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

'We're having a bit of a problem with the drainage in our bathroom. . .How soon can you get somebody out to us?. . .Have you got anything earlier than Tuesday?'

German Flooding

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

God uses a corkscrew on a volcano.