Doping Detective Pillows

Gene doping in sport.

La Tour 2007.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Evolution.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Flu Vaccine.

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'I had this two years ago.'

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Criminal Germs

Manual Labor.

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'