Anti-doping Officer Pillows

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

Olympic Doping

Doping

La Tour 2007.

Gene doping in sport.

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

'This ain't gonna be easy.'

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

'I just invented it and already there's a department formed to regulate it.'

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

Finishing Line

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

NZ-Australian tensions over criminal deportees

Chambers - Unfair Advantage.

'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'

Frank Williams RIP

'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'