Anti-doping Officer T-Shirts

Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

"It's marzipan pigs."

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Could Be Worse

Olympic Doping

Doping

La Tour 2007.

Gene doping in sport.

'This ain't gonna be easy.'

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence

Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.

'I just invented it and already there's a department formed to regulate it.'

"Does state game law require me to tag him?"

Finishing Line

Runner lighting rocket on his back.

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'

"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."

'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'

'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'

Frank Williams RIP

'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'

Chambers - Unfair Advantage.

NZ-Australian tensions over criminal deportees

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'