Olympic village with boy selling urine samples outside.
Anti-doping Officer Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring art prints that honor anti-doping officers. Thoughtful and witty, these prints recognize their crucial role in ensuring clean sports competition.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'
"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."
"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."
"It's marzipan pigs."
"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."
'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'
'I don't know what to make of genetically modified food'...
The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban
Could Be Worse
Olympic Doping
Doping
La Tour 2007.
Gene doping in sport.
'This ain't gonna be easy.'
"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."
Our inquiries have hit a big wall of silence
Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
'I just invented it and already there's a department formed to regulate it.'
"Does state game law require me to tag him?"
Finishing Line
Runner lighting rocket on his back.
Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).
"Great, but where are they going to get the money to pay for them?"
Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.
'I wonder if the anti-doping agency ever looking into the Popeye and Spinach thing.'
"Great...ski jumping world record...the media will love me...the fans will love me...and so will the doping control officers..."
'I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests.'
'If the drug has that any side effects, let's market it as a biological weapon.'
Frank Williams RIP
'Let's ignore the flashing fuel gauge and concentrate on the landing gear, shall we? Over...'
Chambers - Unfair Advantage.
NZ-Australian tensions over criminal deportees
'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'
Anti-doping Officer Prints Collection
Anti-doping Officer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for anti-doping officers—perfect for starting the day with humor and appreciation for their important role.
Anti-doping Officer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that celebrate anti-doping officers, bringing both comfort and a nod to their commitment to fairness in sports.
Anti-doping Officer T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts tailored for anti-doping officers—great for work, casual outings, or as a humorous gift celebrating honesty in sports.