Anti-doping Advocate Pillows

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Doping Putin

Armstrong loses his awards.

Olympic Doping

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

Snowman wearing a mask

The smoking Gun

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'This ladder is rotten!'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Doping

How coal creates jobs

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

I'm with stupid.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Start of the school year and politicians

Opium Den 2019

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

'Cigarette?'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

WARNING: Smoking turns you into a donkey.

The real cause of forest fires

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'