Anti-doping Advocate Gifts

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

Doping Putin

Armstrong loses his awards.

Olympic Doping

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"The good news is that your husband will never again ignore the company's safety instructions..."

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

Snowman wearing a mask

The smoking Gun

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

'This ladder is rotten!'

NO smoking...Ties required...Ties & nicotine patches available.

Doping

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

I'm with stupid.

How coal creates jobs

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'I agree that it adds to the mystery and drama - however, the office anti-smoking crusaders are really raising hell.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

Opium Den 2019

Day by day: poison gas attacks on European children!

The Dangers of Passive Smoking

'It's the only place they're allowed to advertise any more.'

"You're fired, Pembroke. We're turning the office into a smoke-free environment."