Drug-free Advocate Pillows

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'I trust this is a non-smoking uterus!'

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'You're going to have to stop smoking, drink less, change your eating habits and start taking regular exercise.' 'This seems awfy one-sided, Doctor.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

Olympic Doping

"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."

Smoking Cessation Clinic - Formerly The Pub.

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

Hemp Bombs

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

'Smoke free buildings' chase man with cigarette

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

Office Smoking Conflict

Opium Den 2019

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Dog Passive Smoking

'The usual, Clanc--So THAT'S what you look like!'

'I just feel so guilty if they don't get off the leash at least once a week.'

"...No more black coffee!"