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Passing the Buck

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

Trumpled

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"The president's parade"

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'