Doping Debate Follower Pillows

'Getting rid of Lance Armstrong is a shot in the arm for cycling. . .If I may rephrase that. . .'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Trump Tower

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

Dove of peace

Olympic Doping

"Give me your money...and sign this petition supporting the right to buy firearms."

The Visitor

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Be Careful What You Promise

Novak Djokovic

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

'I don't care about your stinking study. This time, it better not be the placebo.'

'Hi. We're economic refugees ? take us to your welfare department.'

"I'm watching the presidential debate."

"Now then, were you driven out of Ireland by religious, political or economic pressures?"

Elon Musk and Trump Making Fires

"Are you sure it would be safe to let Jesus into my heart if he's never been vaccinated?"

'The theme of tonight's debate is 'lemon meringue'.'

Great Britain Will Not Freeze!

Lance Armstrong's web of lies.

'If we can't cure cancer, our hope is to turn it into a long-term profitbale disease.'

'... And so the tortoise beat the hare, but was later disqualified due to steriods abuse.'

PFI debt...'Carrying that around is going to kill you in the end.'

"Hey, it's fine with me if you're unvaccinated and go out with no mask."

'Why, yes! I'm staunchly pro-life!'

"For those relaxed moments between seething rage, this military assault rifle comes with a removable cup holder and built-in phone charger."

'Son, be honest. Are you taking EPO?'

Extremism Is OK As Long As It's Christian

"We can finally start taking off the masks!!"

"Look at the bright side. This could be the answer to our labor shortage."

Supreme Court Veterinary Clinic: Spaying and Neutering.

Passing the Buck