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Stars falling down a clif with the letter spelling Petraeus on them

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'She's so put together!'

A little bird told me...

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

JET (Part I)

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Trump returns home

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Rest assured, anything you say in this office won't get repeated by me."

"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

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