Scandal Enthusiasts Pillows

'At the tone the time will be 3:15 P.M., the temperature will be 84F and your next door neighbor will be sleeping with your wife.'

"Political scandals come and go, but sex scandals are forever."

"I don't want to end up as a provincial politician. I would also like to be involved in scandals like bribery affairs or illegal arms deals."

The world's biggest financial scandal

New job for Blagojevich.

Sauce close to the PM.

'A public apology would be fine, if you had a public.'

Schooling Bill Clinton

Lifestyles of the rich and famous and indicted

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

'Generals with Benefits.'

'I look like Bernie Madoff, throw tennis balls at me!'

Hot News.

Ted Stevens.

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Trump returns home

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."