Scandal Enthusiasts Mugs

'At the tone the time will be 3:15 P.M., the temperature will be 84F and your next door neighbor will be sleeping with your wife.'

"Political scandals come and go, but sex scandals are forever."

"I don't want to end up as a provincial politician. I would also like to be involved in scandals like bribery affairs or illegal arms deals."

The world's biggest financial scandal

"Ok, we have a quorum, I declare this meeting of FIFA now open."

Fall of Murdoch

New job for Blagojevich.

Sauce close to the PM.

'A public apology would be fine, if you had a public.'

Schooling Bill Clinton

Lifestyles of the rich and famous and indicted

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

'Generals with Benefits.'

Porkies

'I look like Bernie Madoff, throw tennis balls at me!'

Hot News.

Ted Stevens.

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

The Trouble with NDAs

Trouble

"We must root out corruption at the highest levels of government and make it look like it's happening at the lowest levels of government."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"And Rooney's stretchered off the pitch after managing to stick his foot in his mouth..."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

Trump returns home

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"