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"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"

It's

'Do something dumb, media blitz, full disclosure, ask for forgiveness...you're back on top!'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

Trump returns home

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Mary Trump

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

VW scandal

Trumpled

Gulliver's Travails

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Tennis corruption

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"