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"What do you mean, 'When did I have the time to have an affair??!' I MADE the time!"

'Do something dumb, media blitz, full disclosure, ask for forgiveness...you're back on top!'

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"George is fluent in two languages. English and total nonsense."

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

Trump returns home

18 Days Since the Last Embarrassing Off-Field Incident.

'Your job, Richards, is to make sure that my name never appears in a headline alongside the word 'siphoned.''

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"Reverend John Ship performed the nuptials. Attorney Thomas Sims performed the prenuptials."

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

Tennis corruption

"You look quite presentable when you make the effort. Your ex-wife always told me you scrubbed up well."

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back