Scandal Story Lover Pillows

"Hear the news? Our neighbour has just run off with someone's wife!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Fairy tale

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Trump returns home

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."