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"Hear the news? Our neighbour has just run off with someone's wife!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

Fairy tale

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"