Media Scandal Enthusiast Pillows

'If you want your phone hacked by a tabloid, press 1...'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Trump returns home

Mary Trump

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

VW scandal

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gulliver's Travails

"Actually, we will replace you."

Tennis corruption

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

'Bad enough they always ask what the worst case scenario is. Must they always look so damned happy asking it?'

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

Sauce close to the PM.