Financial Scandal Enthusiast Pillows

Robert Maxwell, media tycoon, breaks open a piggy bank to raid pension money.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Mary Trump

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Tennis corruption

Gulliver's Travails

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

'Who cares about some stupid sex scandal? -- Let's talk about global warming!'

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

'Scooter' Libby.

Sauce close to the PM.