Financial Scandal Enthusiast Pillows

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Tennis corruption

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

Trumpled

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

"The president's parade"

Trump's Nuclear Classified Document Scandal

'Scooter' Libby.

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."