Banking Scandal Enthusiast Pillows

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

Gulliver's Travails

Trumpled

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

'Scooter' Libby.

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"I said 'Are you available for comment?' Sir Geoffey"

Enron collapse starts domino effect.

That scandal-plagued politician insists on taking the elevator, rather than the stairs, to the lobby. He's refusing to step down.

'Entwistle may have got a years salary for not being quite up to the job but that doesn't mean you'll get three for being absolutely sodding useless!'

"I don't know how long we can keep telling people you're away from your desk."