Doping Scandal Enthusiast Mugs

Passing the Buck

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Mary Trump

"We're going public with our stock AND your philandering."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Gulliver's Travails

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

Trumpled

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

'I want a scurrilous biography. If it was good enough for Getty, it will be good enough for me.'

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Tennis corruption

"You never saw a tax haven. Now look into this light.

"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."

1998: A Look Back

"Like WikiLeaks has nothing better to do."

'The following program contains original ideas of an educational nature and may not be suitable for all viewers. Discretion is advised.'

"Bugger, some whistleblower has blabbed about how much we spent to stop whistleblowers blabbing about..."

"The president's parade"

Sauce close to the PM.

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

'The controversy builds, as we gather more half-arsed comments to dress up as considered public opinion!'

'Scooter' Libby.