Doping Detective Mugs

Gene doping in sport.

La Tour 2007.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Disease Management

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Evolution.

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Covid Music

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

Science and Coronavirus

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

R. Gillespie, M.D., specialist in whatever disease is hot at the moment.

Flu Vaccine.

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL, 'Emergency, sir! -- Hypochondria has reached epidemic proportions!'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

New Ebola deaths in Sierra Leone

Manual Labor.

Criminal Germs

'I had this two years ago.'

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

'Even I didn't realize it was a disease.'