Paint Splatterer Gifts

"Woopsie. Sorry about that, your holiness."

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

A holiday at home

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Painting

A rainbow umbrella

Best friends without borders.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Cooking With Pollock.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Artist painting a cat.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Artist, painting graphs.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

Jackson Pollock.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Less panting, and more painting!"