Paint Splatter Punster Gifts

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

A holiday at home

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Happy Hog - Manet

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Artist, painting graphs.

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

The art of painting

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Standup Chemist: 'So he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, 'all right, potassium chloride'.'

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Creative Differences.

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'