Paint Prankster Gifts

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Artistic License

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Tank color choices.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'What's this filed under G?'

David Blunkett

Killer Hals

Snowman in the Freezer.

Mime Prison

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'You really do need new glasses!'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Early Photobomb

Politics Books

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

'I wish you wouldn't do that with a client's statement of truth.'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.