Paint Prankster T-Shirts

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Tank color choices.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'What's this filed under G?'

David Blunkett

Snowman in the Freezer.

Killer Hals

'You really do need new glasses!'

Politics Books

'I wish you wouldn't do that with a client's statement of truth.'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

IRS, 'How about that -- 100 unearned income.'

Bureaucrats on a windmill.

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"