Painting Prankster Gifts

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

Artistic License

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.