Painting Prankster Prints

'Okay if I scratch my nose?'

'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Clown Skis.