Paint Wizard T-Shirts

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Vincent's new palette

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Paint charming.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Texturing the Walls

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

D.I.Y ladder

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Divine Intervention

Bricklayer

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

Royal Pic Photoshop

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

Abstract Paintings.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Brick Red Paint...

He crash tests software.