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Divine Intervention

"Paint something nice."

"So you're into pointillism."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Paul Gaugin

Abstract Paintings.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

Club DJ.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'My app just ate your widget.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

"Scan it for signs of life."

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

'This is truly one of the great poems in the language. Computerese, that is.'

"I'm looking for something that will go nicely with this!"