Color Wizard Prints

Divine Intervention

"Paint something nice."

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

"So you're into pointillism."

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Paul Gaugin

Abstract Paintings.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

Van Gogh accidentally knocks his color palette into the fireplace.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

Club DJ.

'My app just ate your widget.'

"Maybe it's just me, Stan, but I keep getting the nagging feeling that your company doesn't place a very high value on information technology."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"Scan it for signs of life."

Job Fair: Programmers, Web Designers, Hackers.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."