Ink Wizard Prints

A man emerges from a red ink bottle

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Where Indian ink came from.

Piano Recital

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

Shakespeare in the clink

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Computer Music

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Printers

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'My app just ate your widget.'

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Boat Launch'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Trees tattoo