Ink Warrior Prints

One Day Derek Received The Mother of All Rejection Slips

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Yoga for Alcoholics

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Hockey Season.

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Quills - Sizes 1-9

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Computer Life

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."