Ink Warrior Pillows

One Day Derek Received The Mother of All Rejection Slips

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Yoga for Alcoholics

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Hockey Season.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Computer Life

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

I'm color blind, please help.