Ink Warriors Pillows

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Hockey Season.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Creator's Block

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Meta data retention.

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"You're tattooed all over although you're not a football pro?! Man, that's cultural appropriation!"

Angry Dog Tattoo

'It's a military tattoo!'