Ink Warriors Mugs

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Hockey Season.

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Creator's Block

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

Man at job interview has spider-web, skull and dagger cartoons on his face. He says: 'I really don't think a few tattoos matter, in this day and age.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Meta data retention.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

Angry Dog Tattoo