Ink Master Prints

Dangerous weapons.

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Pen

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

Creator's Block

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

'I ink, therefore I am....'

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Printers

The Coffee Tattoo

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"FISH ON"

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'