Print Master Prints

Printing Room

Where Indian ink came from.

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

The First Printed Bible

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

InOutYada Yada.

'You're texting? Wait--'

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

Printers

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'As a cost-cutting measure, from now on we're going to print the stimulus money on recycled paper.'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Wilfried Zaha

Johannes Gutenberg

Alberto Giacometti.

"Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?"

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Condensed Books.

Desktop Press, what do you think?'

'Well done! I've never heard anyone slip from jargon into gibberish and out again with such ease!'