Rink Master Prints

'The ice is quite thin this evening.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

Musician plugged into amp.

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

The Specimen Hunter

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Hello, 911?'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Dangerous weapons.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."