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'The ice is quite thin this evening.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Musician plugged into amp.

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

The Specimen Hunter

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

'If he says 'got milk', I'm gonna bite.

'Hello, 911?'

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

Dangerous weapons.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

'What are you grinning at? It's only 5.30.'

Map for directions on a hockey rink.

'Better fish while you can, Ben, it gets a little rougher downstream.'

"I warned you not to reel it in so fast."