Ink Prints

"This space intentionally left blank."

Inkaholic

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Creator's Block

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

Trees tattoo

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

A Kangermoo

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"But I don't run out of ink."

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

'I've been transferred again.'