Ink Gifts

"This space intentionally left blank."

Inkaholic

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Where Indian ink came from.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"I got tired of wearing a hat."

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

Penny

'As soon as I get a small tattoo, I'm going to take up yoga.'

Shakespeare in the clink

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Creator's Block

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Printers

Trees tattoo

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

Young woman shows off her tattoos.

'The Pen Is Mightier...Still.'

A Kangermoo

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I warned you that tattoo wouldn't change colour."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

'It's definitely a tattoo that I can reflect on in the future.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."