Ink Muse Gifts

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

Proof of Being Human

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"This next tune is dedicated to my wife, who is currently away on a cruise. I call it, 'The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea'."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"...on the avenue..."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Dali Paints His Dreams

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

The Cona Lisa

'I think it's called RED!'

Brancusi.

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Paint charming.

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"This space intentionally left blank."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'