Ink Muse Mugs

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Jerry Lordan

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Angel playing music

Proof of Being Human

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Post Post

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

"...on the avenue..."

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Rodin's The Thinker is surrounded by people and is thinking about wearing a mask.

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

"Love the melody. . . but the lyrics need work!"

Paint charming.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

"This space intentionally left blank."

"It was the best of Starbucks. It was the worst of Starbucks."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

The little prince is an alien