Mug Muse Gifts

The Cona Lisa

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Relaxing in front of a fire.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"He never makes it past Stephen’s walk across Sandymount strand."

Abstract portrait art.

Dog Statue

"Forget it - I've tried it before, and cats can't be enlightened."

'I think it's called RED!'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Brancusi.

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye