Ink Thinker Gifts

Creator's Block

Thinking Gears

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Out of control

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

The Procrastinator

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Illogic Tree

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

August Comte

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

"My thinking was a little too far outside the box."

"Who's Next ?"

'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

Culturally significant problems solved.

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."