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Creator's Block

Thinking Gears

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

Out of control

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

American Venn diagram

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"'Cogito, ergo sum' is all very well for you, but what about me?"

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

Illogic Tree

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

August Comte

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

"Who's Next ?"

'I steal all my investment ideas - but only from the very best.'

Culturally significant problems solved.

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

"Thank you for computerising the company - you are now obsolete, Goodbye."

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"